Dear Body

Dear Body,
I suppose I should start with an apology.. I'm sorry for all the times I've mistreated you. And I'm sorry if I've even insulted you when I looked in the mirror and sighed. I didn't mean too.

To my feet. Well, you're okay I suppose. You get me from place to place, but you do moan a bit. Toughen up you guys! I have plenty more walking left in me, and you two whining and aching aren't doing me any favours now, is it?

To my legs. Do you really have to be so WHITE?! It's okay in England.. because you never come out your Skinny jeans in public. But on holiday? Ugh.. what with the sun blaring down and lots of tanned bodies about the place, you two look like peices of chalk sticking out of my hips! It wouldn't be so bad if you tanned, but you don't. You simply turn a lobster red! Ahh god love you, you do do a quite good job.. and you're okay-ish at long distance running I suppose. So thanks all the same :)

To my hips. Ahh, what can I say to you guys? Apart from a minor slip up with your injury a few years back, you've been pretty good! I'm sorry however, that you are attached to my bottom. I don't suppose there's always a nice smell down there :/ Thank you for putting up with that :) Keep it up!

To my belly. Ahh.. I wish you'd make up your mind. One minute you're perfectly fine, the next.. not so much. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't change you for the world! But could ya please tone up a tad? Pleaaase?? Then I PROMISE I'll stop with the complaining. I'm sorry I fill you full of junk too, and wayy too much coke.

To my *cough*boobs*cough*. Thanks for being nice. Nuff' said 'bout that thank you very much!

To my arms. You are very weak XD but it's okay. I love your freckles, and your quite a nice colour too (pay attention legs!). Thank you very much!

To my hands. Thanks for putting up with all my excessive typing on FaceBook, MSN and other online thingies. And my excessive doodling. Thank you for getting me through the days. I couldn't really do half the stuff I do without you guys. You're awesome! Very well done! :)

To my back. Scars, scars and more scars. I'm not saying it's your fault! Mine, and my immune system. I was four, and I didnit like my chicken pox. Can you forgive me? Other than that, your okay. I love your colour :)

To my face. A tad spotty, but again, my fault with the junk food. Hmm.. you could be a bit better. But you're average, and what more could I ask for? Thanks for always trying your best!

To my lips. Haha.. how could I possibly EVER get by without you guys?! THANK YOU FOR BEING A PART OF MY LIFE!! Thank's for all the smiles and laughs. Without you, I wouldn't be able to talk, sing or joke - my three fave things. You guys are so special :) Thank you. I love you.

To my eyes. Thanks for being different colours, a bit of originality goes a long way afterall! :) Even if you do have to be close to see the colour change XD thank you for providing me with a colourful life, and giving me my best memories ever, I love you guys too.

To my teeth. I used to think you were quite white, but you're average, and your shape? Hmm.. I don't like it. Can't you be straight like my lower ones and not be in a V at the front? Oh well. Thanks for helping me eat! :)

To my hair. I'm sorry for always cutting you, you must be getting slightly confused. But just so ya know, old fringe, long hair. Should stay like that for a while :) Thank you for being a nice and kinda original colour :) I do love you really.

And to my heart, brain and soul. Thank you for making me who I am today. Thank you for helping me learn in life. Thank you for sharing with me emotions, like love and happyness. Thank you for helping me make amazing friend. Thank you for being you, which makes ME.

Dear body, I love you.
xxx